Kyle again
You don't even really need to read this column if you don't want to.
Just send $3 to Science Geek, P.O. Box 8641, Trenton, N.J. 08650 and hope your stoner neighbors don't decide to go thru your mail looking for a birthday check from your mom on the same day the issue of Science Geek arrives. Cuz if the stoners get your Science Geek, you're either going to have to finally knock the bong over and drag their staring hairy behinds down to police headquarters and get a search warrant.
Or You're going to have to send another $3 to Science Geek.
That's Science Geek, P.O. Box 8641, Trenton, N.J. 08650.
You just have to read this magazine. This is it. The Bomb. The Big Wheel. The Stick. The Atom PLUS the things it rotates. Doug Larkin, who puts out Science Geek, is an inspiring leader in the quest to wake us all up and get us interested again. He's the man. The Peace Corp volunteer. The science teacher. The guy who can explain in a wonderful way how fire works and just as brilliantly make you wonder how wheels turn 'round and 'round.
I'm not kidding you. Science Geek is the one. Ranger Rick for adults!
It makes you want to learn, to do, to find out, to conduct experiments in the kitchen while listening to the bands he has reviewed or interviewed in the current issue. Remember how in high school you sat through sixth period science class just itching to get home and grab a tall glass of Country Time lemonade and the latest Human League album? Well, Science Geek now makes it possible to down a nice dark ale, listen to the new Mountain Goats release and-- at the very same time-- truly grasp and love the strange world of quantum physics!! It's blow you up it's so exciting.
I love this magazine to the point where I'm itchy nervous waiting for the next issue. I promise you that this is the one to read-- the spark and the flame. Don't ignore me this time!!
You can stop reading the column now. Just send $3 to Science Geek, P.O. Box 8641, Trenton, N.J. 08650.
And if you don't read Science Geek, bring your G.E.D. ass to the front of the line and we'll have to find some menial tasks for you to perform. No lie-- Science Geek is it!!
Detroit Scared me bad!!
-- Kyle Hogg