

Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing onepoundbaby-the
result of a hideous alien conspiracy gone awry. Born of
extraterrestrial thought, the alien plan to abduct and impregnate
humans was a devious attempt for Earth conquest. The aliens fully
believed that splicing their superior DNA with humans would
create a race of super- hybrids capable of controlling world
governments. This in turn would lead the way for a wide scale
alien takeover of Earth. While obviously vastly more intelligent
than the human species, the alien mind was not immune to bad
judgment. Their plan called for human impregnation with the utter
most secrecy; therefore it was devised that the abductees would
consist only of people who would not be readily missed from earth
society-the street people. This sick alien plan was almost
realized until the babies began to grow. The super intelligent
alien genes spliced with people from such humanoids with fully
developed brains packaged in infant bodies, and displaying all
the bad habits of their crackwhore mothers. The alien laboratory
was soon overwhelmed by the humanoids as they began to curse,
smoke, and gamble-all at the age of two months. They even figured
a way to dial 900 numbers from the spacecraft. They proved to be
more work tan could be handled. The hybrid babies were summarily
removed from the mother ship and left for dead in southeastern
Virginia. (Go figure). Luckily, they were found by caring, yet
eccentric members of a feral cat club, and raised to be their
own. Unable to obtain real jobs with their freakish appearance,
they locked themselves in a shack and formed a band. Contained
within the music lies the secret of onepoundbaby.
onepoundbaby-are they a band? An absurd reality? A secret better
left unsaid? Or are they a rejected B-movie script? YOU
DECIDE......... Conceived in the summer of 1997, the musical
Ûforce that is onepoundbaby is now emerging from its womb
and ready to take its rightful place in the family that is the
Virginia music scene. onepoundbaby is diesel garage rock seeking
to bring back what has been absent for too long-a rowdy, loud,
MUSICALLY, good time. It consists of the sometimes tipsy Billy
Warren on microphone, mentally unbalanced Peter Raffetto on
high-end strings, only legally sane Stu White on low-end strings,
and accident prone Tim Hammock as the beat box. Now with the
recently completed cd 'Embryonic' will onepoundbaby rear its
four-headed self. But this is only the beginning-onepoundbaby has
plenty in store for the scene it will step into.
Upcoming Shows: Coming soon. Correspondence is at either
onepoundbaby@earhtlink .net or at (757)-483-5605 (Billy) .
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Download "Seducing the Pimp", an MP3 filefrom their lastest album,"EMBRYONIC", which can be purchased at their live perfomances,

