Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing onepoundbaby-the result of a hideous alien conspiracy gone awry. Born of extraterrestrial thought, the alien plan to abduct and impregnate humans was a devious attempt for Earth conquest. The aliens fully believed that splicing their superior DNA with humans would create a race of super- hybrids capable of controlling world governments. This in turn would lead the way for a wide scale alien takeover of Earth. While obviously vastly more intelligent than the human species, the alien mind was not immune to bad judgment. Their plan called for human impregnation with the utter most secrecy; therefore it was devised that the abductees would consist only of people who would not be readily missed from earth society-the street people. This sick alien plan was almost realized until the babies began to grow. The super intelligent alien genes spliced with people from such humanoids with fully developed brains packaged in infant bodies, and displaying all the bad habits of their crackwhore mothers. The alien laboratory was soon overwhelmed by the humanoids as they began to curse, smoke, and gamble-all at the age of two months. They even figured a way to dial 900 numbers from the spacecraft. They proved to be more work tan could be handled. The hybrid babies were summarily removed from the mother ship and left for dead in southeastern Virginia. (Go figure). Luckily, they were found by caring, yet eccentric members of a feral cat club, and raised to be their own. Unable to obtain real jobs with their freakish appearance, they locked themselves in a shack and formed a band. Contained within the music lies the secret of onepoundbaby. onepoundbaby-are they a band? An absurd reality? A secret better left unsaid? Or are they a rejected B-movie script? YOU DECIDE......... Conceived in the summer of 1997, the musical Ûforce that is onepoundbaby is now emerging from its womb and ready to take its rightful place in the family that is the Virginia music scene. onepoundbaby is diesel garage rock seeking to bring back what has been absent for too long-a rowdy, loud, MUSICALLY, good time. It consists of the sometimes tipsy Billy Warren on microphone, mentally unbalanced Peter Raffetto on high-end strings, only legally sane Stu White on low-end strings, and accident prone Tim Hammock as the beat box. Now with the recently completed cd 'Embryonic' will onepoundbaby rear its four-headed self. But this is only the beginning-onepoundbaby has plenty in store for the scene it will step into.
Upcoming Shows: Coming soon. Correspondence is at either onepoundbaby@earhtlink .net or at (757)-483-5605 (Billy) .

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Download "Seducing the Pimp", an MP3 filefrom their lastest album,"EMBRYONIC", which can be purchased at their live perfomances,