(Unpaid Fake Advertisement for Tyler Magill’s new David Scott Magazine)

•Hey Grad Student!•

Ripsnorter Press has the books that shouldn’t have come out... but you’re glad they did! You’ll be leaving ‘em out on the "coffee table", and when you bring that impressionable undergrad up to your efficiency to see your "etchings", imagine how hard they’ll squirm when they see these very visible symbols of your Indie Cred™!

I Remixed My Own Ass, by Jim O’Rourke

The shocking story of what happens when one man with a straight razor and way too much audio tape realizes he’s accidentally spliced those John Fahey masters with Bananarama’s "Cruel Summer"... and the CMJ explosion that ensues.

"I was... touched... front...ally." -- Jonathan Yardley, Washington Post

"I don’t know who Jim O’Rourke or John Fahey are, but I’m still intrigued because I read about both of them in Your Flesh. But who’s Bananarama?" -- Clem Ulder, 20-year old DJ at Marchall-Wankins College, Galax, VA.

Go Fuck a Goat for Me: the Correspondances of Steve Albini, 1987-1997, as compiled by Joe Gross

Indie-skronk’s iconoclastic king of swing laid bare in letters to reviewers, corporate lackeys and fanzine editors. Read! about his iconoclastic one-man stand against a CD music medium that isn’t really all that evil, especially now that you can record on them! Read! about how his ulttimately succesful efforts to be called an iconoclastic "engineer"! Read! about his iconoclastic demand for one "gazillion" dollars to engineer Anybody as Nasty as He Wants To, like Bush! Read! and be heartbroken as he pours forth his heart to his iconoclastic mom about his troubles with psoriasis!

"Why the fuck are you reading this? You must know by now that I would dislike you , should I ever meet you. Go Fuck a Goat for Me™!" -- Steve Albini, from his iconoclastic prologue

(This book available in mono format only.)

Head Wounds: A Compendium, edited by Lenny Overeasy

How to avoid, how to procure, how to staunch. Lovingly photgraphed in I-Max™ for all you transgressives out there. Comes with a bonus: none of the pictures are copyrighted, go ahead and put them in your zines! And another bonus: a 90’s psychedelic-rock CD!

Tips on Getting Laid, by Bill Callahan

The man behind Smog tells you how. With pictures. Includes rebuttals by Lisa Suckdog and Cynthia Doll, and several other women he "dated". (Pamphlet)

Rush of Sweet Rebellion by Greil Marcus

The only man who knows the plan parallels sugar abuse to everything that matters everywhere. From Rimbaud dropping a sugar cube into his absinthe to the Ding-Dong driven insanity of the Stooges, it’s a coating of secret history surrounding a creamy, creamy filling. Somehow, he also manages to make a case for Sassy magazine being the most important text of the latter half of the twentieth century. Can you handle it? Do you have the degrees?

"Sure, s’cool." -- a Secret Chief

"Yeah, man." -- Someone who Knows

"Oh God, yes." -- T.Magill

...and don’t forget our Kid Ripsnorter line, for your out-of-wedlock, bastard children!

Are You My Mommy?, by Henry Rollins

Where’s the New My Bloody Valentine Release?

Where’s my Royalties?

What’s the Point?

and don’t forget...

Fabricated Stuff We Made Up About Famous

People To Cash In On Their Deaths...

all but the one ghostwritten by Hank for Grip’s own Big Glenn Danzig ,

award-winner of the Albert Belle Prize

for not taking any crap from those damn kids.

To order, send a blank check to: Lenny "Mad Dog" Overeasy,

P.O. Box 32, Lively, Va, 21001.

Remember, no pushing!

* Indie Cred is a wholly obsolete yet somehow holy concept wholly owned by David Scott Magazine.Write care of this publication at 2006 JPA, Charlottesville, Va. 22904 in order to get your hands on the long-awaited second issue, which will include the first issue, except this time it’s on newsprint.